I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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