Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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