why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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