well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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