its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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