Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
