Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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