Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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