Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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