i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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