shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
