Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just want nice things and good sex
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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