if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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