she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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