Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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