I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I need moral support for this bender
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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