That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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