No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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