i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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