I skipped work to stalk him.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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