I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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