Plan B is the new Plan A
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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