still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
