Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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