I'm drive I can fine osifer
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
3pm strippers are depressing
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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