people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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