Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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