Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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