Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Randomize
