it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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