Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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