I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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