so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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