her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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