Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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