When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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