the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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