with your own penis?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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