Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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