marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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