we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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