p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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