Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
This is my gift to your gina
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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