I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she peed on how many people?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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