i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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