Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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