i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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