This is not my ceiling
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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