yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i barfeds in our rink
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Randomize
