I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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