so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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