I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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