drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
