So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The beer is more important than you right now.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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