He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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