I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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